Curse

mr monk rupsie · Mar 18, 2009, 07:30 AM // 07:30

This quote is way back when Guildwars came out. I was in the Shiverpeaks near droknars forge. And I joined a group so we could go to the next mission.

W/mo: You are a monk
Me: So?
W/mo: Kick him!
Me: Why?
W/mo: You dont do any damage!!!!!
Me:.........

RedNova88 · Mar 18, 2009, 08:23 AM // 08:23

Ya know? I thought I already posted in this thread but it says I haven't sooooooo...

The last one I thought was funny, mostly because some people from Raining Fame were hassling a guildie and close friend because we coincidentally ended up with the same tag as them. They were convinced we were trying to spoof them. Our guild name was Flied Lice You Plick so the tag needed to be asian I guess.

Rice · Mar 18, 2009, 07:43 PM // 19:43

The funniest thing i ever heard:

I was few years back when mini pig (not celestial) was first introduced in the game. It was very popular in the first week, but the week after u cant even sell it for 1k. And i was in Ha with my guild, and there was a random dude spaming in ALL chat with random mom jokes. One of my guildie responded with this:

Guildie: "Ur mom is like a mini pig, last week everyone had her, this week nobody wants her".

I almost pissed in my pants when i heard it lol.

Eragon Zarroc · Mar 19, 2009, 05:20 PM // 17:20

someone being chased by a huge mob of vaettir yelling on vent "STOP TOUCHING MEEEE"

Sword Hammer Axe · Mar 19, 2009, 05:24 PM // 17:24

another funny XD I seem to get loads of them. This one is more simple:

Sin got owned by touch ranger (they're still around?? o.0). Before we lost RA match:
Sin: Perv
Ranger: Whatever you want me to be baby ;D

I lol'd in real life XD

super strokey · Mar 19, 2009, 05:57 PM // 17:57

I remember when monk runes were like 5k and I was making a 55 for the first time. I posted a WTB and a guy offered me one at 10k, i told him it was 5k or something at the trader and why would i pay more than that. He then started to say how its for a 55 and that i was a noob for making the comparison. I couldnt help but laugh.

Sir Skullcrasher · Mar 19, 2009, 06:26 PM // 18:26

"Me failed GW, thats unpossible!!"

Zodiac Meteor · Mar 20, 2009, 06:09 AM // 06:09

People have feelings but not brains.

glacialphoenix · Mar 20, 2009, 06:46 AM // 06:46

I was doing one of the Ascalon missions in HM with my boyfriend, and we're both paper armour casters. There was a warrior who was going LFG HM, and we invited him into our party. About a couple of minutes into the mission, we notice he's tagging kind of slowly behind us.

Me: Hey, you OK? Lagging or something?
War: No.
Me: So... um, why're you walking slowly behind us?
War: ...I'm afraid they'll damage me.

It took a lot of persuading to get him to go in front, which largely involved me going "I'm a monk, it's my job to watch your ass and heal you when you take damage! You are not going to die!"

Things started speeding up once he was actively involved and not trying to hide behind the paper-armor casters.

Sword Hammer Axe · Mar 20, 2009, 12:49 PM // 12:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zodiac Meteor

People have feelings but not brains.

Dude you forgot to censur his name in the template XD

Spinny · Mar 20, 2009, 11:23 PM // 23:23

Was playing some IWAY in HA for the lolz, when we were vsing the npc's i accidently tabbed on the ele instead of mes and ran to far and started timer, only to hear a dumb war cry out 'OMFG GO LEARN IWAY NOOB'.
I found it amusing at least, seeing he was some R4, WHICH, he probably got from IWAYing fame.

The Real Avalon · Mar 24, 2009, 03:46 PM // 15:46

Alright.

D A R K S O I F O N · Apr 09, 2009, 03:30 AM // 03:30

the funiest thing i have stubled across was in ha when it was double ha/batlh weekend and there where 3 rank 9's formin with this as there info.

R8+ group searching for horny girls to have a sexy party. Must be exp and have vent, self invite.

fowlero · May 17, 2010, 11:41 PM // 23:41

Yes thread necromancy, but good thread, and hopefully others have something to post.

First thing to make me genuinely laugh off guild wars chat outside of vent in ages:

Uriel_Wolfblood · May 18, 2010, 02:56 AM // 02:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sword Hammer Axe

another funny XD I seem to get loads of them. This one is more simple:

Sin got owned by touch ranger (they're still around?? o.0). Before we lost RA match:
Sin: Perv
Ranger: Whatever you want me to be baby ;D

I lol'd in real life XD

That may have been me. Lol

. But seriously I do love to go to RA and dust off the old touch build just for defecation and laughter. Laughter coming from the countless "NOOB" comments.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rice

The funniest thing i ever heard:

I was few years back when mini pig (not celestial) was first introduced in the game. It was very popular in the first week, but the week after u cant even sell it for 1k. And i was in Ha with my guild, and there was a random dude spaming in ALL chat with random mom jokes. One of my guildie responded with this:

Guildie: "Ur mom is like a mini pig, last week everyone had her, this week nobody wants her".

I almost pissed in my pants when i heard it lol.

OMG This = WIN

Zebideedee · May 18, 2010, 12:41 PM // 12:41

I chuckled at an exchange of words between alliance members the other day. It went something like this...

1. "Anyone have a 40/40set?"
2. "For?"
1. "Me"

lol, just made me laugh

talon994 · May 19, 2010, 05:03 AM // 05:03

''Man, JQ needs to be put on Observer mode.''

I lol'd hard